Tuesday, April 26, 2005

We are all mad in here...

Fully recovered from my little party, it was back to work the very next night. And what happens..break out at Arkham. Brilliant.

With Batman and Nightwing dealing with Killer Croc the other side of Gotham the nearest people were Batgirl and me. Double Brilliant.
No offence to Batgirl but she is a bit creepy and crawling around an insane asylum with her is not my idea of fun.

Anyway, on arriving at Arkham we found several police officers who told us that the escapee was Scarface.

"Just Scarface?" I asked.


"But he is a freakin' puppet!"

"Yes but he has escaped."

Banging my head against a brick wall I sent Batgirl to search the exercise area while I looked around the perimeter. Where I soon found the puppet with it's head head on backwards, lying by the wall. Turns out Joker thought throwing the dummy away would be funny.

Scarface is safely back in a box in a cupboard and the crisis is over.

God dammit, the things I have to deal with!

Thursday, April 21, 2005

Owww, my head hurts.

Had a brilliant night! No Batman or Alfred around so it was just Nightwing, Batgirl, me and the Bat-mobile!

Started off like normal, went to patrol, managed to take down a couple dealers and a thug who was beating on a pretty lady. She gave me a little kiss on the cheek as a thankyou! And Dick thinks he is the sexy one!

Then the evening just got better!Desiny's Child, chocolate and cola. (Nightwing wouldn't let me have any beer) A**hole!

And oh wow! The Bat-mobile is one sweet ride! I got it up to 110mph on over the Kane Memorial bridge at about 3:00am. Awesome!

Dick is now trying to brible Oracle into not telling Batman and I should be cleaning up the Cave before they arrive home. But just a few more minutes in bed......zzzzzzz.

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Wooo Hooo!

I got myself a Blog like my partner Batman.

Now he can leave me messages here instead of making Oracle pass everything on.

I have to go and see if I can find the keys to the Bat-mobile. Shhh, don't tell Batman! Or Nightwing, he would tell on me in a heartbeat. (Batman gives him cookies if he does.) He is such a dick.